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guribot: when did video games get so realistic

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:53:25 -0400

when did video games get so realistic

deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:53:18 -0400

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:49:13 -0400

rekkanator: Next part of my Fire Emblem chibi project…Soren!...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:15:59 -0400

rekkanator:

Next part of my Fire Emblem chibi project…Soren! I’d say you won’t like him when he’s angry, but who am I kidding. His rage is adorable.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:54:42 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:42:02 -0400

muydescontrolada: ski-mvsk-mxbbin: staypozitive: Tumblr...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:40:55 -0400

muydescontrolada:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:

staypozitive:

Tumblr finally has instant chat! You won’t believe how cool it is! Add Babblr to your dashboard here: http://babblr.me/ (you must be using Google Chrome)

ahh cuhh!

LET’S TALK EVERYBODY! :D

guineapiggies: Benny, a paralyzed piggy who’s getting around...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:39:56 -0400

guineapiggies:

Benny, a paralyzed piggy who’s getting around just fine with his wheels.

(via Boston Pignic: June 2013)

death-by-lulz: shawarmanatural: This kid should be 892% done...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:54:55 -0400

death-by-lulz:

shawarmanatural:

This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:25:21 -0400

akane-tamru:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:23:29 -0400

akane-tamru:

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:23:04 -0400

somniloquy: sweet-land-of-libertea: thackerybinxx: shinga-tumb...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:22:56 -0400

somniloquy:

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

persistence is key

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:06 -0400

Period: You want cookies

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:46:46 -0400

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

pr1nc3ssp34ch: itstimeforaholiday: This is literally me and my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:31:50 -0400

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

philliptunalunatique: falling-for-pain: estraie: 2bad: m00nli...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:31:11 -0400

philliptunalunatique:

falling-for-pain:

estraie:

2bad:

m00nlightvegas:

youcanfindmeincamelot:

studythesnow:

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.

The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.

Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.

“Hey!”

“Sorry!” She called down.

The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”

The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.

Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .

“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.

The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”

The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.

She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.

“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.

Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.

The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”

A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”

“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

oH MY GOD

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

what

the mother of all plot twits

eternal plot twist/mind fuck

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

sushinfood: shot-ass: Rhydra requested by pixelslender I may...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:13:53 -0400

sushinfood:

shot-ass:

Rhydra requested by pixelslender

I may or may not continue to do pokefusion requests

i want this pokemon right fucking now

right fucking now

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:44:12 -0400

while-she-sn00zes: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THIS IS THE CUTEST...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:53:00 -0400

while-she-sn00zes:

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THIS IS THE CUTEST THING FUCK